If you asked yourself, “Wait, what? No seriously…What?” on your arrival unto this blog, then statistically, you’re probably not alone. I have yet to take an actual tally of utterly confused reactions triggered by this here collection of verbal deluges, but like Walmart McDonald’s and most mid-2000’s American sedans, there are probably loads. I should also mention that I am in no way a professional food critic/automotive expert, so if anything I say sounds like life advice or a technical analysis, please check your facts, kids. I hope in any case that this collection of stories, reviews, pictures and totally legitimate quotations serves to entertain, because laughter is the best medicine, right after 40% reduced headache medication and Flinstones Multi-Vitamins (let’s be real here, we all LOVED those things). Expect bi-weekly blog postings about the worst the world has to offer concerning all things car and food related. Prepare yourself, we’re about to lose power steering and do 90 into a ditch of boundless entertainment!
“Vrrrrrr-clunkclunkittttyclunk-SCREEEEECH-CRUNCH-SHPLORTTT~Any Given Dodge Caliber Bottoming Out, Sound of Value Meal Hitting Windshield.
Fast Food, Slow Cars 